You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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