I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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