I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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