Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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