yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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