...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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