To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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