im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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