WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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