After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just gargled with NyQuil
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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