Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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