We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
What a dumb baby whore.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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