Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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