it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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