Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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