Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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