Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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