just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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