You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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