We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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