He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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