Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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