we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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