Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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