What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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