i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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