I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There was a lot of him and a little penis
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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