I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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