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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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