he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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