no, he came in my armpit
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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