my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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