I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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