i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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