I just cut my nipple shaving
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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