With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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