Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Randomize
