Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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