its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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