I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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