Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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