there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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