Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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