Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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