Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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