I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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