I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
