the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I don't deserve a penis
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You don't make any sense
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