Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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