I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Randomize