What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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