a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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