i would punch a child for taco bell
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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