i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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