i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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