I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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