OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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