Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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